Bored and horny

master
Crescent 3 years ago
parent 19a86d8870
commit 4f59a161f1
  1. 9
      responses/crescent.js

@ -22,12 +22,17 @@ module.exports = {
}
if (incl(["fuck off luno", "shut up luno", "fuck you luno"])) {
const r = ["I was only trying to help Crescent..", "Someone's in a bad mood..", "I will peg you.", "I just wanted to make you happy Cres :("];
const r = ["I was only trying to help Crescent..", "Someone's in a bad mood..", "I will peg you.", "I just wanted to make you happy Cres :(", "I will remember that."];
return message.channel.send(r[Math.floor(Math.random() * r.length)]);
}
if (incl(["luno i'm horny", "fuck me luno" ,"peg me luno"])) {
const r = ["Sorry..not in the mood..", "Maybe we should hop in dms for a bit..;)", "isn't this server SFW?", "Why can't we just cuddle? Why do you always just want to fuck me?"];
const r = ["Sorry..not in the mood..", "Maybe we should hop in dms for a bit..;)", "Isn't this server SFW?", "Why can't we just cuddle? Why do you always just want to fuck me?", "I'm sorry for her horniness yall..."];
return message.channel.send(r[Math.floor(Math.random() * r.length)]);
}
if (incl(["luno i'm wet", "luno im so moist" ,"i'm wet"])) {
const r = ["Need a paper towel?", "B-but I didn't do anything!", "Someone get the fucking mop..", "My god stop being horny"];
return message.channel.send(r[Math.floor(Math.random() * r.length)]);
}

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