From 4f59a161f19fe7a8f129df99232ed5573f9ff145 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Crescent Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2021 00:29:13 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] Bored and horny --- responses/crescent.js | 9 +++++++-- 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/responses/crescent.js b/responses/crescent.js index 636aa26..2f1aa4b 100644 --- a/responses/crescent.js +++ b/responses/crescent.js @@ -22,12 +22,17 @@ module.exports = { } if (incl(["fuck off luno", "shut up luno", "fuck you luno"])) { - const r = ["I was only trying to help Crescent..", "Someone's in a bad mood..", "I will peg you.", "I just wanted to make you happy Cres :("]; + const r = ["I was only trying to help Crescent..", "Someone's in a bad mood..", "I will peg you.", "I just wanted to make you happy Cres :(", "I will remember that."]; return message.channel.send(r[Math.floor(Math.random() * r.length)]); } if (incl(["luno i'm horny", "fuck me luno" ,"peg me luno"])) { - const r = ["Sorry..not in the mood..", "Maybe we should hop in dms for a bit..;)", "isn't this server SFW?", "Why can't we just cuddle? Why do you always just want to fuck me?"]; + const r = ["Sorry..not in the mood..", "Maybe we should hop in dms for a bit..;)", "Isn't this server SFW?", "Why can't we just cuddle? Why do you always just want to fuck me?", "I'm sorry for her horniness yall..."]; + return message.channel.send(r[Math.floor(Math.random() * r.length)]); + } + + if (incl(["luno i'm wet", "luno im so moist" ,"i'm wet"])) { + const r = ["Need a paper towel?", "B-but I didn't do anything!", "Someone get the fucking mop..", "My god stop being horny"]; return message.channel.send(r[Math.floor(Math.random() * r.length)]); }