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@ -4,7 +4,10 @@ const moment = require('moment'); |
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const deaths = [ |
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const deaths = [ |
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"watching too much anime", "an overdose of waifus", "Hypotakunemia", "trying to self-isekai", |
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"watching too much anime", "an overdose of waifus", "Hypotakunemia", "trying to self-isekai", |
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"Bass:tm:", "cranking the music just a little too loud", "trying to swim in lava", "an unknown cause", |
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"Bass:tm:", "cranking the music just a little too loud", "trying to swim in lava", "an unknown cause", |
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"Despacito" |
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"Despacito", "something really cliche and unoriginal", "'shrooms",
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"clicking 'I agree' without reading the Terms of Service", "alchemy", "rusty spoons", |
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"picking the wrong waifu", "body pillows", "fur-con", "something to do with lamb sauce", |
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"grandma's cookies" |
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]; // a list of preset death methods that can occur
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]; // a list of preset death methods that can occur
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const before = [ |
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const before = [ |
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@ -64,7 +67,7 @@ module.exports = { |
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let death = deaths[Math.floor(Math.random() * deaths.length)]; //kill method
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let death = deaths[Math.floor(Math.random() * deaths.length)]; //kill method
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let reptype = responses[Object.keys(responses)[Math.floor(Math.random() * Object.keys(responses).length)]]; // report type
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let reptype = responses[Object.keys(responses)[Math.floor(Math.random() * Object.keys(responses).length)]]; // report type
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let title = reptype.titles[Math.floor(Math.random() * reptype.titles.length)]; |
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let title = reptype.titles[Math.floor(Math.random() * reptype.titles.length)]; |
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let pretext = before[Math.floor(Math.random() * before.length)]; |
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let pretext = before[Math.floor(Math.random() * before.length)].replace(/{p}/g, message.member.displayName); |
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let victim = message.mentions.members.first(); |
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let victim = message.mentions.members.first(); |
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let killer = message.member; |
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let killer = message.member; |
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