Horny v3 (im bad at this)

master
Crescent 3 years ago
parent e67f154cb7
commit 9b6c608949
  1. 17
      responses/crescent.js

@ -20,7 +20,12 @@ module.exports = {
const r = ["Anything for my favorite femboy ;)", "Anytime Crescent ;)", "Of course Crescent ;)"];
return message.channel.send(r[Math.floor(Math.random() * r.length)]);
}
if (incl(["luno i'm horny", "I'm horny luno", "Fuck me luno", "Luno fuck me"])) {
const r = ["Maybe we should go to dms for a bit..;)", "N-not right now cres!", "This is an SFW server Cres, you know that.", "Sorry, not in the mood...", "Can't we just cuddle for once?"];
return message.channel.send(r[Math.floor(Math.random() * r.length)]);
}
if (incl(["fuck off luno", "shut up luno", "fuck you luno"])) {
const r = ["I was only trying to help Crescent..", "Someone's in a bad mood..", "I will peg you.", "I just wanted to make you happy Cres :("];
return message.channel.send(r[Math.floor(Math.random() * r.length)]);
@ -45,13 +50,9 @@ module.exports = {
const r2 = ["That's good to hear qt ^^", "Me too!", ":) Glad to know my favorite femboy is doing well!"];
return message.channel.send(r2[Math.floor(Math.random() * r2.length)]);
}
} catch {}
}
if (content.toLowerCase().includes("horny")) {
const r2 = ["O-oh..are you now..?", "Maybe we should go to dms for a bit ;)", "Stop. This is an SFW server Cres, you know that."];
return message.channel.send(r2[Math.floor(Math.random() * r2.length)]);
}
} catch {}
}
if (incl(['gn luno', 'goodnight luno', 'night luno'])) {
const r = ["Goodnight! :)", "Night Cres, I hope the server hasn't beckoned your wake for too long.", "I hope you're off to get some good sleep ^^ I don't get tired but... maybe I could pretend to be just for you...? :eyes:"];
message.channel.send(`${r[Math.floor(Math.random() * r.length)]} Want me to set your status before you go off?`);

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